Individuals usually ask me personally
“God Forbid, ” they state, “you’re quite the women guy. ”
” what is your key? “
Well, you too could be swimmin’ in women
Afloat in seas of ovaries
But more to the point
once you understand whether behind those pretty eyes
you have got a diamond into the rough
Or colored contacts, and a rough *whistle* waplog account stripper known as Diamond
Lets recreate the scene: make think you are at a seat that is table
Speaking playfully towards the waitress at your place that is local to
means underneath the apron, Maybelline
Smell of eggs and cheese, bacon oil
she is a babe: an eight at the very least
You need to push the bowl of quesadillas off the dining dining table
And distribute them angel’s wings
you can not state anything?
They sell prescription drugs on television
May cause loss of appetite, malnutrition
Dizzy spells, and different bells will ring in
And that’s where I come in and give ’em a little extra help to get ’em if you don’t do well with women
(You can not get)
The truth is self- self- confidence is paramount to any situation
(inside her pants)
most of us have actually insecurities
So just why perhaps not create your self- self- confidence in the insecurities of other people?
( you do not)
Hey, she’s going to *bonk* someone
(Give a damn)
so just why perhaps not you?
The drunker you might be, the easier and simpler its to obtain set
nevertheless the harder it would be to *boink*
You might have to visualize just just exactly what it’s this thirty days
Whoever you have been think about: your ex in the Pizza Hut
Midgets, nuns, whatever small neglect it absolutely was
sufficient reason for just a little time and effort, just a little fortune
you can get it off if you haven’t given up, maybe
Now a *boink* is meant to be fun
Instant satisfaction, a roller-coaster (whee! )
But no body would like to get stuck over repeatedly
Going home to your roller-coaster
Its difficult to watch your programs
And research your options
as soon as the trip you rode is finished
It’ll price significantly more than a roll of quarters
(You can not get)
therefore pull out
i am aware exactly just how hot and good it seems
(inside her jeans)
But its getting crowded ’round here
Please, grab
( you do not)
If its not the main one you need to stick to
it is possible to prevent the face
(provide a damn)
however the abbreviation
using repayments from your own paycheck
you could do it, take out
Men have actually just what we call a “Columbus complex”
others might have been here
But we nevertheless wish to feel with your summers in Columbia
When you were young and done a bunch of dumbass sh*boing*
Rambunctious kids
Wait for the second date to cuff the wrists
Sponges, rubber gloves, and whips, oven mitts
Now a well-trimmed personal area, that’ nice
But why’s she so ready like we discovered it
So don’t tell the number that you done it?
That you don’t assume
She never ever understands
whenever she may show someone?
Now consider that before going constant
or even at your very own wedding
(You can not get)
If she actually is your gf
Leave her alone together with your buddies
(inside her jeans)
Now, I do not expect no virgin
But allow ’em you will need to screw her
If she actually is flirting, or she *sound of cartoon feet*
( you do not)
it will not work guy
be rid of her
to get your self a brand new gf
keep in mind
( provide a damn)
The guaranteed in full trade price
only at that party she actually is an eight
during the club a seven
within my apartment a ten
Environment dictates
The morning after
She may slip to a three
Cause several things are better merely to lust for
This conclude the introductory part
associated with Jesus Forbid self-help collection
Hey, rest along with other events
help worldwide relations
For further behavioural directions
Consult the nearest strip club and/or alcohol shop
(whether or maybe not it’s not usually the one you need, simply ignore it)
many thanks, and revel in your self
(if it is not the main one you desire, simply ignore it)
(whether or maybe not it’s not the main one you need, simply overlook it. )
It is an excellent country, filled up with good people
But what effective is great in times like these?